Epic troll of Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel!

Democracy- a system of government by the whole population or all the eligible members of a state, typically through elected representatives.

Shrang's definition of democracy most likely leaves out that last clause of the definition, lol

I can't speak for any Sweeds, because I don't live there ( some DMs do so they can shed some light on the situation) but from what I have read about Sweeden, it's just a parliamentary democracy with a ceremonial head (figurehead/ puppet/ whatever) if state just like England.


I do not live in any of those countries named above, but I could argue that the US is a democracy.

*Sigh* Why Sweden? Has no one ever heard about Norway!?

But on a more serious note, what you say about Sweden seems pretty accurate, because Norway and Sweden are really similar on a lot of stuff, including this (if less I'm missing out on something.) I'm not really an expert on this subject so I won't make any further statements about this. (But plz someone else do, it's really interesting!)

http://pastebin.com/LAVfE3dB

Spiral Core is a traitorous sycophant (just stating what everyone already knows).

Agreed with what bossness said..Nice troll though..

DragonicQuester: :]
Robboh: not yet
Robboh: and wtf is combo breaking
ZeoXus: Challenge me to ubers battles?
White Milk: UHC REP REP
Robboh: okay who wants to battle
Robboh: ubers
Robboh: and tell me what combo breaking is
S-Matrix: Anyone want an ubers battle
Meister Red: robboh I will battle u
S-Matrix: He is in a battle Meister Red
S-Matrix: Battle me
ManyLayers.ogr: is the ladder not working for anyone else?
Meister Red: me neither
Leftovers Hobo: Anyone wanna battle?
rocker1js: me
S14: me
rocker1js: will you accept my challenge
Meister Red: rocker I'm in
the81stchosenone: Will Blaze Blaziken ever not be Uber?
BlackSabatha: why was my rating reset
the81stchosenone: or is there no chance?
+Kyosuke_Nanbu: ladder and log in servers are fux0red ATM
+Kyosuke_Nanbu: it took me 5 mins of constantly trying just to sign in
BlackSabatha: why was my rating reset
+Kyosuke_Nanbu: and i get corruption errors when i try to ladder
+Tesung: Haruno I won
+Tesung: get ready to lose to me in finals
@Haruno: against who? o-o
@Haruno: oh some random
+Tesung: Moony
+Tesung: laga's tutee
+D-Quag: haruno play me
@edgrr: :]
iDavyJones: :]]]
%OpTic Gaga: oh please tesung
%OpTic Gaga: you still have me to deal with
+Tesung: You play doubles?
%OpTic Gaga: yeah
%OpTic Gaga: undefeated
@Haruno: dquag :3
+D-Quag: hi
@Haruno: play optic imo
+D-Quag: no
cellgoondude: Lol
cellgoondude: optic is undefeated. Probably only played once.
Yohoe: aye
Yohoe: chill out
cellgoondude: >.>
cellgoondude: Im chill
cellgoondude: super chill
%OpTic Gaga: should i make my mega heracross a special wall or a physical wall?
Yohoe: neither
cellgoondude: neither
cellgoondude: lol
%OpTic Gaga: i don't want to put 252 onto attack because it already has 185 atk
%OpTic Gaga: 252 atk won't do much to it
cellgoondude: Lol
%OpTic Gaga: 185 base atk*
cellgoondude: Lies.
cellgoondude: 185 atk lol that wouldve been scary
cellgoondude: I made my team that's anti-xerneas
%OpTic Gaga: is it anti earthquake?
cellgoondude: yeah
cellgoondude: Only two of them are weak to earthquake and one's not even for xerneas
cellgoondude: is there only one setup pokemon tahts a mega?
Yohoe: ??
cellgoondude: like
cellgoondude: Rocks
cellgoondude: and WoW
%n00b: i just faced krauer's team on the ladder
%OpTic Gaga: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-105549981
%n00b: i did not realize people considered his team to be worthy of stealing
%OpTic Gaga: my mega hera beat down kyogre turn 1
%OpTic Gaga: wooooooo
Thetwinmasters: n00b crazy people imo
kanvaz: n00b, is this you ?
%n00b: is what you
%n00b: is what me i mean
ilostmyusernameQ.Q: hey n00b
kanvaz: are u the brazilian guy ?
%n00b: uh
%n00b: no
kanvaz: mhm
kanvaz: there are a lot of noobs in pokemon
kanvaz: not literally
%n00b: yes literally
kanvaz: hehe
DragonicQuester: koff
GarTar: GUYS BATS ARE BIRDS
GarTar: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thetwinmasters: ????
cellgoondude: 0.0
joey5109: Anyone want to face my team, i barely lose with it
Yohoe: ladder
joey5109: yea
Hannuhhh(r): no
pokemonlol1: rofl did not know ditto couldnt transform into zoroark, thats funny as hell though
joey5109: any challenges
ilostmyusernameQ.Q: lol
julie_loves_you: what does pinecone evolve into?
julie_loves_you: i forget
julie_loves_you: nvm
Háruno: Greetings, people of Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel.
Háruno: Up until very recently...
Háruno: ...the C.H.A.D. Bot did not exist on this channel.
+D-Quag: you were haruno
Háruno: I wonder why it was implemented here.
Háruno: Is it perhaps... in response, or as a countermeasure to something?
Yohoe: LOLOL
pokemonlol1: its to keep people from putting accent marks in there name
Yohoe: I see where this is going
pokemonlol1: its not doing a good job
Háruno: Indeed.
Háruno: So you are admitting that it's superfluous.
Háruno: How incompetent of the people who run this place.
• DragonicQuester koffs
Háruno: People of this channel...
Háruno: ...would you, perhaps, still be interested in viewing replays of BW2 Ubers battles?
Háruno: I can share some epic ones with you if you so wish.
+iampie: surrre
Háruno: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers7589897 - Here you go, iampie.
bandi: what fast volt/u turner is ther
bandi: e
+iampie: <3
bandi: not scarf just plain fast
Háruno: A replay that demonstrates pure ownage,
Háruno: and much more importantly...
• DragonicQuester .EXE has stopped working
Yohoe: mega manactric
Yohoe: manectric
Háruno: ...the incompetence of the very person on the receiving end of such.
Yohoe: thundurus
mjb lel: (Private to Háruno) wait omg, are you Lance?
Háruno: (Private to mjb lel) Who are you?
bandi: thundurus is ubers viable?
Háruno: Of course.
mjb lel: (Private to Háruno) idk, i just wanted to vs you, if you are in fact lance lol
Yohoe: duh
bandi: .
Háruno: Swagger/Thunder Wave/Foul Play/Substitute
bandi: fuck that set
Háruno: That set has proven its viability and awesomeness in many of my battles using it.
Háruno: (Private to mjb lel) I don't have my teams here, sorry.
bandi: thundurus is a shittier version of klefki
%OpTic Gaga: it really is
Háruno: (Private to mjb lel) I'm on a University's computer.
%OpTic Gaga: the most smogon should do is limit swagger to 1 per team
bandi: ikr
%n00b: thundurus has better offenses
Háruno: What prevents one from using both?
bandi: yuh but
%OpTic Gaga: prankster + swagger can get you out of sticky situations
mjb lel: (Private to Háruno) cant really tell if ur even lance tho :p
bandi: offensive thundy in ubers
bandi: is so based
Háruno: That's where you are wrong, OpTic Gaga.
bandi: who would ever use it
Háruno: What Smogon should do...
bandi: optic is proer than u
bandi:
Háruno: ...is to not dictate the way by which people play a simple game such as Pokémon.
%n00b: but PO already banned swagger didn't they
bandi: fuck PO
+iampie: ^
Háruno: Pok
bandi: n00b u said u didn't get on Po
bandi: fuckin liar
%n00b: i occasionally go on
El Reje: not in ubers
El Reje: just in ou and below , which is bullshit
%n00b: i never said i never do
Hannuhhh(r): i dont like po
Háruno: Pokémon Online was never that much more competent than Smogon in the first place.
DragonicQuester: Smogon>Everything>PO
El Reje: theyre just slower thats all
El Reje: po is actually decent
bandi: what do u mean slower
bandi: lol
Háruno: Me > the dust beneath my feet > Pokémon NetBattle > Pokémon Online > Smogon
El Reje: slower banning things
%OpTic Gaga: lol netbattle
El Reje: which should obviously be banned
%OpTic Gaga: shoddy was the shit
%OpTic Gaga: right yohoE?
bandi: cathy coded for shoddy
Yohoe: it actually was shit
%OpTic Gaga: colin damn it, colin
%n00b: is netbattle even alive anymore?
Yohoe: cathy*
El Reje: they needed a shitton of time to ban stuff like haxorus from LU/RU or kyu-b from uu
El Reje: lol
%OpTic Gaga: she was colin at the time of coding shoddy
Háruno: TvsIan and MasamuneXGP > any dumb Smogon person who created Shoddy Battle any day.
Yohoe: it*
%OpTic Gaga: lol
%OpTic Gaga: that's fucked up
Yohoe: LOL
%OpTic Gaga: bad yohoE
Yohoe: shoddy was terrible compared to po/showdown
Yohoe: as far as sims go
Yohoe: but community >
Teho117: anyone want to battle
Hannuhhh(r): im only 100 pts away from being on the OU Ladder!!:
%OpTic Gaga: but back in the day, nobody complained and we had an awesome tie
Hannuhhh(r): oops
Hannuhhh(r): i mean uber
%OpTic Gaga: time*
bandi: wtf are there any speedy volt switching/ uturning mons
El Reje: thats why im never on either tohjo or lobby here
Yohoe: that is true
bandi: that work in uberrs
El Reje: its just aids
%OpTic Gaga: now i don't know where all my old friends went
Yohoe: they died
Yohoe: where would your friends be if i didn't come back
El Reje: ya there are
El Reje: a shitton
Yohoe: in korean drama classes
bandi: wtf are there any speedy volt switching/ uturning mons that work in uebrs yuh
El Reje: talonflame/zekrom/genesect
%OpTic Gaga: yeah, i was lost until yohoE came to this chat
Háruno: Pokémon trainers throughout history have the tendency to eventually realize their own incompetence,
%OpTic Gaga: lol
El Reje: is there any more you need :
bandi: zekrom sin't speedy
Háruno: and vanish into the winds of time.
El Reje: pls base 90
%OpTic Gaga: bobthetraitor
bandi: gene isn't speedy
El Reje: thats like
%n00b: zekrom almost always run scarf
El Reje: all of ubers
%n00b: similarly with gene
bandi: talon isn't viable
%OpTic Gaga: g2g eat
Yohoe: bobthekoreandramafag
Yohoe: bring me back some <3
Háruno: Just like many GameFAQs NetBattle users in the past.
El Reje: talon isnt viable
El Reje: l0l
%OpTic Gaga: <3
bandi: no i need a volturn combo
bandi: ima use krom or gene
Háruno: And I expect the same to eventually happen to most people on this channel.
El Reje: talon is pretty good on ho
bandi: depending if i get a fast truner
El Reje: if you know how to do it
bandi: or fast switcher
bandi: >channel
%OpTic Gaga: Háruno has got to be either a) haruno trolling, or b) jimmyftw
bandi: dem po talk
%n00b: Háruno is lance
%n00b: in case you haven't realized, optic
%OpTic Gaga: lol
bandi: duh
mjb lel: nah
bandi: lol n00b
mjb lel: i thought that too
%OpTic Gaga: that was c
bandi: ...
Háruno: To be honest, I'm surprised Haruno lasted this long.
bandi: optic u didn't know that was lance
Victory Shadow: does anybody want to battle my team?
Háruno: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers7589897
Teho117: battle anyone
mjb lel: It's not Lance lol
Háruno: Look at the date of that replay.
bandi: waitwhut
bandi: who tf is that
Háruno: I can't believe that incompetent retard would still be playing this game more than a year later.
mjb lel: its not lance imo
Háruno: All those on Pokémon NetBattle who were similar to him at least possessed some degree of self-awareness,
Háruno: and retired their careers as Pokémon trainers quickly upon realizing their own worthlessness.
Háruno: Anyone here interested in more BW2 Ubers replays?
DragonicQuester: Hmm
DragonicQuester: cant tell if haruno trolling
DragonicQuester: or bad impersonation of haruno
%n00b: dq
%n00b: my palm
Háruno: Haruno always trolls.
%n00b: has gone through my face
Yohoe: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
%n00b: how does that even sound remotely like haruno
Yohoe: same here side bitch
DragonicQuester: XD
bandi: haruno is a racist piece of shit
Háruno: I even had to delete a troll thread he made on my own website.
bandi: anda helix worshipper
bandi was warned by n00b. (blastphemy)
bandi: so are there just plain fast viable uturn/volt switcher
Háruno: Because I am a good and kind-hearted man, allow me to share yet another BW2 Ubers replay with you all, people of the Ubers channel: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers2972714
bandi: wait n00b warn me again the warrn didn't show up on my screen
%n00b: warns don't show up as popups
Háruno: Please tell me what you all think about it
bandi: .
bandi: wtf
bandi: are u serious
bandi: they do on other server based zarel
bandi: pls fast u turner
bandi: wait mega manectric
bandi: seems like it could work
bandi: in uber
%n00b: !data mega manectric
• 310 Manectric-Mega  IntimidateHP
70 Atk
75 Def
80 SpA
135 SpD
80 Spe
135 BST
575
•
%n00b: how does that look even remotely viable
bandi: uz
bandi: magic
bandi: dat speed
Hannuhhh(r): 81 more points till im in the top 500!!!
l373l: ??? still sucks
bandi: >top 500
@Haruno: midas won.......
@Haruno: in the dubs tour
bandi: if n00b can get to top 500
@Haruno: holy shit
Hannuhhh(r): huh?
bandi: than anyone can
El Reje: mh
bandi: i got top 80 at oien point
Háruno: No comments about the replays I posted... Haruno?
Hannuhhh(r): ok
Hannuhhh(r): congrats
Hannuhhh(r): doenst effect me
cellgoondude: lol
cellgoondude: mega manteric
+kingmidas: yeah bitch
+kingmidas: I did
cellgoondude: hey look haruno's got a fan
bandi: kingmidas
Háruno: And who exactly would that be?
+kingmidas: Dude I've played VGC since midway through gen 5
bandi: are there any fast uturn/volt switchers that are viable in ubers?
+kingmidas: Doubles is new to me, but same concept
cellgoondude: its not you
cellgoondude:
Háruno: Of course not.
+kingmidas: zekrom
Háruno: But who are you talking about?
bandi: kingmidas
+kingmidas: though it needs choice scarf to really be fast
bandi: not scarf ones
bandi: lol
bandi: i need a plain fast one
+kingmidas: ygod is also viable
bandi: so i can combine it witha scarf uturn/volt switcher
bandi: u don't understand doe
bandi: i need one das fast
+kingmidas: does forretress count as fast?
bandi: no
+kingmidas:
bandi: lol
bandi: so does one exist?
+kingmidas: dam, idk not a fan of volturn anyway
%OpTic Gaga: Háruno, rate haruno's troll thread out of 10
Hannuhhh(r): does mega Gar outspeed mega mewtwo x?
Háruno: ...I get it. It seems that the people of this channel are no longer interested in a past generation metagame, so they have nothing to say about the replays I posted.
Háruno: That's perfectly understandable.
Hannuhhh(r): ?
Háruno: After all...
bandi: speed tie
%OpTic Gaga: a lot of us weren't here for gen 5
bandi: /data mega gengar'
bandi: /data mmx
%OpTic Gaga: i started a month before the release of XY
bandi: lagg
Háruno: ...only imbeciles such as Sweep would continue to dedicate himself to a past generation metagame such as BW2 Ubers,
Háruno: being unable to move on with the times.
%OpTic Gaga: oh and i was wondering
+kingmidas: I was too involved in LC to play ubers that much, but I experienced most of BW2 changes and shit
%OpTic Gaga: why did you ban Justin
iDavyJones: Is Kyurem White bad now? Never see it this gen
Háruno: I am impressed that most people on this channel have risen above his level, at the very least.
GarTar: KyuW<Kyogre
bandi: imo fast u turner or volt switcher thants viable and doesn't use scarf needs to exist
+kingmidas: didn't care much about anyone even knowing me either so like it matters
%OpTic Gaga: Háruno, why'd you ban justin?
Háruno: Why was justinjiaxinghu banned, you ask?
%OpTic Gaga: yeah
+kingmidas: bandi, motherfucking greninja
iDavyJones: ah okay
bandi: greninja is ubers viable?
Yohoe: yes
GarTar: no
bandi: no
GarTar: Kyogre>All special attackers
Háruno: Those who have no respect for rules and that which is morally right have no reason to be allowed to stay in and therefore disgrace Dragon Masters.
Háruno: It is a proud clan, after all.
Yohoe: thundurus is viable
Yohoe: greninja is viable
#Sweep: haruno is cannon fodder, Háruno. i have CLEARLY established this
#Sweep: he is admittedly way better at gen 6 though
bandi: sweep
GarTar: Thundurus is, greninja isn't.
Yohoe: they both are
#Sweep: at gen 5, he is my pet rock
GarTar: Also Háruno, you seem to be elitist
Háruno: Since when were you under the impression that you were ever in any position to be "establishing" anything?
#Sweep: gen 6 he can play
GarTar: Not in the good way either
bandi: whats a fast volt switch or u turn mon that doesn't use scarf and is viable in uber/
#Sweep: because i am a room owner
bandi: *ubers
GarTar: Thundurus
Yohoe: THUNDURUS AND GRENINJA
Yohoe was warned by C.H.A.D. Bot. (Automated response: caps)
GarTar: No grenija
bandi: thundurus has one viable set
enstepguy1234: hello
Nickbuscus: Greninja Is Pretty Boss Tho
GarTar: Greninja sucks
GarTar: Kyogres testicles
bandi: and greninja in ubers
bandi: are u serious
Háruno: The only thing you have ever "established" in your life is that you are completely irrational, and consistently fail to grasp the simplest of concepts,
enstepguy1234: anybody want a shiny darkrai
#Sweep: and still somehow on the ladder despite not touching the gen 6 ladder for like a month
Háruno: especially those pertaining to morality.
Nickbuscus: He Takes Out Grass With Ice Beam And Fire With Scald
#Sweep: meh
Nickbuscus: ^ Greninja
GarTar: Háruno is a troll people, move on.
Yohoe: you don't say
Nickbuscus: That Speed Tho
Nickbuscus: ^
Háruno: GarTar: Haruno is a troll people, move on.
Háruno: Fixed that for you.
GarTar: Kyogre gets WATER SPOUT, and ice beam.
GarTar: No its Háruno
GarTar: :^)
+kingmidas: lol my ubers ranking is somehow nearly 50%
El Reje: and gastrodon eats it for breakfast
#Sweep: greninja isn't that bad
bandi: it isn't sweep
#Sweep: it gives offense a hard time
bandi: set pls?
+kingmidas: when I forfeited 15 straight after trolling people
cellgoondude: S14 beat me... im ashamed
+kingmidas: greninja is an offensive tspiker
cellgoondude: xD
Nickbuscus: What Is The Best Flying Type Out Of Like the Pidgey Ones Of Each Gen ?
+kingmidas: Pretty cool
Yohoe: ice beam gk fil fil
#Sweep: u-turn/hydro/dark pulse/ice beam or tspikes
S14: GG man WP
+Aquasition: uhh talonflame
#Sweep: toxic spikes are still good
Háruno: I'm not the one who made a joke application on the Dragon Masters forums, GarTar.

GarTar: Keep banning him, show persistence.
bandi: notmybrokenankles.com
Háruno: I didn't even feel that.
cellgoondude: lol
#Sweep: i am a professional moderator
bandi: imo Háruno
bandi: needs to go there
Yohoe: php
bandi: before i cross him
Yohoe: i have a question
cellgoondude: lol
Háruno: Not even C.H.A.D. Bot can stop me.
Háruno: Just look.
Háruno: .
Háruno: ,
Háruno: q
Háruno was banned by Sweep.
+php18: No one can stop Lance!
Nickbuscus: Swellow With Max Speed Is Sick
+kingmidas: Sweep, professional just makes you seem weirder, just say lobby lol
+Aquasition: ouch
bandi: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-105567364
+php18: and yes Yohoe?
bandi: time to rekt
bandi: dis kid
Yohoe: is o_k supposed to be a face or like habit of saying ok?
#Sweep: nah, i am a professional
El Reje: strong ban eh
%OpTic Gaga: weak spammer, smh
+Aquasition: but he is a pro though :S
+Aquasition: :'{
#Sweep: that will stop him for a whole 10 seconds
+php18: its a bit of both lol
+kingmidas: meh whatever, labels are labels
+Aquasition: err
+Aquasition: :'[
+php18: Nah Sweep
#Sweep: BUT i have a strategy if he comes back that will stop him
Yohoe: i see
+php18: he is on Univeristy Computers
+kingmidas: how about you get all the mods on right now and do a mega ban y/y
GarTar: yyy
Yohoe: just ban everyone
Yohoe: imo
+Aquasition: *lambda*
%n00b: or we get the LOIC and DDoS him imo
+Aquasition: LOIC
+Aquasition: YESSS
bandi: lol
• +Aquasition gets nuked
GarTar: n00b don't, its illegal
+Aquasition: DANG NOD
bandi: llol
Yohoe: ban everyone so he has nobody to troll
GarTar: even if its for such a scrub like him
bandi: ikr yoehoe
%n00b: yohoe's idea is the most logical
bandi: ^
GarTar: ^^
%n00b: and probably the most effective
Yohoe: I say we follow through
#Sweep: i'll start with you, n00b
Yohoe: TAKE IT AWAY SWEEP
#Sweep: "xD"
• +Aquasition hides
El Reje: we just open up a new simulator that he doesnt know off imo
%n00b: FAREWELL CRUEL WORLD
bandi: imo if there is no-one to troll
bandi: then he can't do shit
+php18: ban everyone but me sweep, imo
#Sweep: El Reje, he is apparently on pokebattle
Yohoe: if there is nobody to troll, there is no troll
#Sweep: too bad for him i have influence there, too
+Aquasition: go back to shoddy
Nickbuscus: Whats The Item Best For Shell Smash ?
+Aquasition: :]
El Reje: dayum
l373l: o gj Sweep :]
%n00b: i'm angry
+kingmidas: #reviveshoddy
%n00b: i never got my pokebattle invite
Yohoe: #ReviveShoddy2014
%n00b: despite signing up several months in advance
bandi: lol i asked one of the devs
+Aquasition: what is this "poke battle"
bandi: to give it to me
+kingmidas: gen 4 must live on
#Sweep: i use both sims but have not been on either much lately, too busy
Yohoe: i wish
+php18: sweep do you even play gen6 ubers anymore lol
%OpTic Gaga: lol yohoE, i'm not even sure if pokemonexperte still runs on shoddy
bandi: apparently pokebattle is written in cofeescript
+Aquasition: only gen -6
bandi: apparently pokebattle is written in coffeescript
bandi: dem fails
+php18: i play gen 7
#Sweep: php, i do not
+php18: , its a garbage meta
+Aquasition: good :S
#Sweep: i hate the tier with a burning passion
#Sweep: it's awful
GarTar: Sweep, get drunk and come on ps
+kingmidas: Sweep, wanna have a gen 5 match?
GarTar: pls
El Reje: ey its fun
#Sweep: ok sure
l373l: I concur Sweep
+kingmidas: Locopoke's gastro needs more trolling
El Reje: if you just troll around
l373l: 6th gen Ubers sux ass
+Aquasition: so I don't have to encounter sweep :[
%OpTic Gaga: well people who start on gen 5 will obviously like gen 5 better
%OpTic Gaga: kinda like how i still think gen 4 ou is the goat
+kingmidas: because its true
l373l: gen 5 Ubers was the shit tho
Yohoe: gen 5 was trash
%n00b: i started in gen 6 after playing like a month of gen 5
El Reje: i actually like gen 6 better cause trolling
+kingmidas: We thought gen 6 couldn't be any worse
#Sweep: i prefer gen 4 to gen 5
l373l: and gen 4 Ubers was p great too
%n00b: gen 5 was a lot more enjoyable to teambuild in
+Aquasition: provided not OU
#Sweep: and only recently started playing gen 4
l373l: Sweep, gen 4 match?
shranġ: Sorry to keep you all waiting. Blame my University's library computers for being slow.
El Reje: ya teambuilding in bw2 was easier
shranġ: And... how amusing.
+Aquasition: ohdear
Yohoe: LOL
l373l: ah yes
bandi: imo cofeescript> javascript
l373l: return of the KING
shranġ: How did you know I'm on PokeBattle?
%n00b: we need more gen 1 ubers imo
#Sweep: sure, after i finish with midas
El Reje: just cause there was no goddamn xerneas .cri
#Sweep: rumors
bandi: lance
shranġ: From whom?
bandi: is sucha fagg
%OpTic Gaga: welcome back, lance
%n00b: yes bandi call him a fag
%n00b: i'm sure he's in tears now
bandi: lance is a fagg
bandi: fag fag lance
shranġ: So...
Yohoe: Hey Lance!! You smell bad!!
#Sweep: bandi pls
Yohoe: TAKE THAT
%OpTic Gaga: lol
+Aquasition: at least I'm not currently attempting to take on sweep and edger rite now :[
bandi: lance is such a fagg
shranġ: ...not going to ban those who break the rules, Sweep?
bandi: imo hes crying
#Sweep: seriously
bandi was warned by Sweep.
%n00b: this is like a new level of shitposting
#Sweep: they get the same warning you got
FP's fuck you: lol...you realize he doesnt give two shits about you saying fag
+Aquasition: MAGGOTS
Yohoe: n00b ur just a "fagg" imo
#Sweep: nowdon't give me some bs lecture on justice
bandi: who doesn't
bandi: im justsaying it for amusement
shranġ: Do you honestly believe that's enough to negate everything you have done so far?
laffing: so, is that actually shrang?
+php18: sweeppp up for gen 4/5 ubers match after zf !_!
+php18: ?
laffing: ok nvm it's definitely not
shranġ: #Sweep: nowdon't give me some bs lecture on justice
shranġ: That's my line.
#Sweep: i have gotten like 10 challenges php
%n00b: don't worry sweep we'll let you go in about 24 hours
shranġ: There's been too many times when you've evoked the concepts of right and wrong when talking about me,
+php18: im clearly your most improtant challenge sweep
Yohoe: Sweep, this is for you. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lecture+on+justice
%n00b: after you've gotten through all the challenges
+Aquasition: almost all of them from-*shot*
shranġ: even though you were never in a position to speak about such.
#Sweep: shranġ, all you ever do anymore is come on this simulator and talk badly about practically everyone
bandi: MAGGOTS
• bandi agrees with Aquasition
l373l: [21:24:40] #Sweep: shranġ, all you ever do anymore is come on this simulator and talk badly about practically everyone
l373l: Lance
+php18: MAGGOTS
l373l: I'm quitting DM
bandi was warned by Facepalm's Plot. (stop it)
shranġ: Who are you in the first place?
Yohoe: ultra pls
bandi: Aquasition gets no warn
%Facepalm's Plot: :O
bandi: legit af
%OpTic Gaga: maggots are slipknot fans
shranġ: #Sweep: shranġ, all you ever do anymore is come on this simulator and talk badly about practically everyone
%Facepalm's Plot: Yo lance
shranġ: Not "everyone".
l373l: w/e I'll post in the forums later
%Facepalm's Plot: dont talk bad about my nigga zf
#Sweep: oh yeah, my plan
shranġ: Are you too dumb to observe any patterns in those I talk badly about?
Moderated chat was set to +!
Only users of rank + and higher can talk.
+Aquasition: :S
%Facepalm's Plot: nice
%n00b: this is actually effective
+Aquasition: mmph hudda hudda
l373l was appointed to Room Voice by Sweep.
+iampie: ^@n00b
+Aquasition: MMPH MMPJ
+l373l: ty Sweep :]
@edgrr: sweep
+iampie: whos that?
+Aquasition: :]
%n00b: [21:26] Yohoe: I'M A SCRUB
@edgrr: check smogon inbox dude
+iampie: ohm
#Sweep: will do
shranġ: (Private to @Sweep) ...then I'm glad I managed to cause that much damage

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen5ubers-105569053

Greetings, fellow Dragon Masters,

hyw here. Now, I believe that every member here will, without second thought, agree with the idea that shrang is immoral. Anyway, here is my first ever true account of encounter with injustice: http://pastebin.com/ms1w0FTZ

I do not believe this can be categorized as an "epic troll," but I thought that this pastebin, along with the explanation, was best fit to be put here for my clan mates to see.

I am glad that this event took place, for several reasons, including my ability to, firsthand and fully, convince myself of shrang's inability to moderate the Pokémon community with just conduct. Second, I was able to better see the lines separating who is good and who is evil. Third, I was able to, to some degree, convince the people of the Ubers room of the injustice inflicted upon those who stand for justice, especially the Dragon Masters. I feel that, despite us doing nothing wrong, through our execution of countless trolls, we have created the stereotype to the general public that Dragon Masters are nothing but whiny, barbaric, and evil beings; and thus, I believe that the event illustrated in the pastebin has convinced at least a few of the uneducated to realize how bad the situation is with the oppression by some of the authoritative figures of the Smogon community. And finally, a big round of applause to everyone who stood up to me, everyone who woke up to realize of the severity of the injustice demonstrated by some of Smogon's governors, and last, but not least, to Furinkazan, who has been a friend of mine for quite some time, on top of being an exceedingly skilled battler in Generation V Übers and a user with a great personality.

Thank you, hyw But I should also further point out that shrang is not the only one who did something wrong in that PasteBin above. OpTic Gaga and SteelEdges, who insistently argued that your ban was completely justified; Sweep, who stood idle as he witnessed the injustice unfolding before his very eyes, and even insisting on you making an appeal instead of just doing the right thing and unbanning you; Tesung, who may have defended you throughout that PasteBin, but ultimately still thought it was fine to take me, and many other Dragon Masters members as a villain despite, in the Ubers room at the time, observing clear evidence of who the true villain was; and possibly others in that PasteBin who I may have missed. The ones who are evil are not only the ones who actively do evil, but also the ones who support evil.

I am very, very happy to see that you understand my position in regards to shrang, hyw. But at the same time, as unpleasant as it may be to say this now, I also wish to express my concern regarding the incredible lengths it took for you to finally be 100% convinced about my position regarding shrang, especially given you have already seen this (this is assuming you weren't 100% convinced until now though. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what you seemed to have suggested in the PasteBin). Correctly identifying shrang as an immoral person is a very simple task, especially for someone who has already had first-hand experience of power abuse by his hands - he is evil, and chooses to be evil in a very, very obvious and open manner. He commits one of the biggest mistakes an evildoer could possibly make - that being openly flaunting his evil like he did in that PasteBin, and seeing anyone around him as a viable target for his evil actions. He happily embraces the role of the villain, so almost anyone slightly intelligent can see that he is evil. Dice, Donkey and Problems are all in the same category as shrang in this regard.

What I am more concerned about, however, are evildoers who go about performing their evil actions in a much more cunning manner, and I find that many people, even those within Dragon Masters, at least in the past, are or have been naive enough to be unable to see past such evildoers' deceit, even after I have spent a huge amount of time beating a massive amount of logic in regards to such into their heads, as a lot of people have the tendency to think about whether or not another person is evil in extremely superficial ways, by utilizing erroneous logic such as "Person X is a good person, because he's always nice to ME, regardless of his actions towards anyone else.". The employment of such cunning on some evildoers' part is exactly as written in this post (note that I am hardly, by any means, exclusively talking about Sweep here):

"There is a very effective method by which it is oftentimes possible for evil people to achieve the end that all evil people universally seek, that being to harm others, while getting away with it, and at the same in no way hindering the total amount of damage that they cause through their actions. That method involves simply directing and concentrating all of one's harmful, disrespectful, and evil actions towards one person or a few people, with such a method, for the purpose of maximizing effectiveness, often being accompanied by displaying pleasant behavior towards almost everyone else. Such a method can often serve as a very powerful form of offense and defense simultaneously. The aforementioned "very powerful form of offense" is embodied by this method's ability to cast an illusion upon a victim, according to which "there must be something "wrong" or "inferior" about the victim, shown by their observation of the fact that they are the only ones on the receiving end of the evil person's attacks, while the evil person even acts nicely towards everyone else", lowering the victim's self-esteem as they begin to question whether or not they did or embody something such that they deserve to be the victim of such actions performed by "otherwise very pleasant people". And the aforementioned "very powerful form of defense" is embodied by this method's ability to cast the exact same illusion described previously, not towards the victim, but rather, towards the surrounding people in the community, making them believe that the evil person was not wrong to perform their evil action, since the victim "must embody or have done something to deserve such treatment, as evident from the fact that the evil person is not performing such actions against anyone else, and on the contrary is even being nice to them."

Yes, we all know that shrang is immoral, same with Dice, Donkey, and Problems, but that's only the first step. Knowing that is child's play, really. But what about others? Don't look at things from such a superficial perspective, people, and think deeper. If anyone here still thinks that many of the people in Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers room are genuinely good people, think again. Take a step back, abandon the mindset that the world revolves completely around you (if only temporarily), and try to see things objectively and from a neutral perspective - for someone to qualify as evil, they just have to do evil upon just one person in existence, not most people in a community. Hyw, since this is relevant, I should paste a private message I sent to you recently, just so everyone else can see it too:

Quote :

Dice, Donkey, Frizy, Butt's Wife, shrang (collectively):
http://pastebin.com/iiS6vLGq

Dice and Donkey (collectively):
http://pastebin.com/y3B20R48

Dice:
http://pastebin.com/YtYbbJNU

Donkey:
http://pastebin.com/NSDHUDeZ

shrang:
http://pastebin.com/7ma1QG6w
http://pokemonshowdown.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=4437&p=37241#p37241
http://pastebin.com/0kvLB1Yh
http://pokemonshowdown.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5548&p=40760#p40760
http://pokemonshowdown.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5546&p=40762#p40762

Melee Mewtwo:
https://dragonmasters.darkbb.com/t214-interesting-conversations-thread#3967
Also, this document you've already seen contains a relevant explanation: http://justpaste.it/eyge

Sweep:
https://dragonmasters.darkbb.com/t234p15-victim-of-the-week-sweep#4482
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/quote-database-thread-the-old-quotes-are-here-http-pastebin-com-ec42dxj9.3491168/page-21#post-5359569 (he didn't even refute anything I said in my document to ZoroarkForever. He just assumed that what I wrote in that document was all wrong, even though it was all not only true, but common sense as well)
Also, this document you've already seen contains a relevant explanation: http://justpaste.it/eyge

Edgar:
http://justpaste.it/emms (Edgar = Smart Kid)

Furai:
(No logs, but back when I posted on the Smogon forums, he would keep on deleting my posts for no reason, probably just because he disagreed with what I said. Anyway, I actually do not mind this guy nearly as much as the others)

Blue J:
http://pastebin.com/jCzjzq7S (After Sweep had banned me from Pokémon Showdown! after this incident, I later started trolling the Ubers room along with Sasha, when Blue J publicly challenged what I was doing and defended Sweep, sticking his nose into my business despite having absolutely no clue whatsoever of what was going on. So I banned him as a result, but I later talked with him and he agreed to never again stick his nose into conflicts I am involved with which he does not understand. So until Blue J does something similar again in the future, or defends one of those evildoers, I will leave him alone)

Spiral Core:
Regarding this guy, there is a looooooong story, but since I do not have all the details about it, it's really best if you ask Sasha specifically, as he knows about everything this guy has done better than anyone else. But I'll tell you what eventually made me dismiss this guy as a worthless evildoer:

He was once my friend, and he once told me that I was his best friend ever on Pokémon Showdown!. But then one day, for no reason, this happened on the Ubers channel:

http://pastebin.com/mw9xrvWW

[04:37:45] +DemonVergil: thanks shrang
[04:37:59] Arkinder: lol shranǥ was banned by shrang.
[04:37:59] +HurtsLikeHeaven: SHrang.
[04:38:15] PKMN Master Jason: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-100253622
[04:38:17] +HurtsLikeHeaven: Demote me right now.
[04:38:20] PKMN Master Jason: what just happened
[04:38:29] +Level 56: I was about to call someone from the lobby
[04:38:32] +DemonVergil: Shran was Lance

Thanking shrang for banning me, despite the fact that he is clearly aware of everything shrang has done, as I have explained to him in excruciating detail before? Completely unacceptable, but let's disregard that for the moment, even though we really shouldn't.

Spiral Core came to find me on Pokémon Online the next day. Here is the conversation:

http://pastebin.com/N9bpgnzs

I put him on /ignore after that. I was banned from Pokémon Online a few hours later.

Then a few days later, Sasha showed me this screenshot: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t34.0-12/10153623_600742490013307_1226234963_n.jpg?oh=6f2774f39d1e0c8aec38016f8d1a9d55&oe=534A89FE&__gda__=1397425467_8d63de353e300cb30ac9db3b5d303d26

But anyway, that's just all I know. Consult Sasha about Spiral Core. He has a lot to tell you about him.

justinjiaxinghu:
First of all, read this PasteBin: http://pastebin.com/sJjLM0nA

Sweep was breaking the rules and being disrespectful by insulting another user (me with his name, PTR = Pok Gai). So, I told justinjiaxinghu to punish Sweep, by muting him, and getting shrang to ban him. Simple. I did the right thing. Those who disrespect others ought to be punished, and I only requested his help in order to ensure that that happens. There was nothing more to it. But then, Sasha uncovered this PasteBin a few weeks later, showing what justinjiaxinghu was really saying to shrang in his private message: http://pastebin.com/cwFhECxA

Furthermore, I noticed that Sweep, under the name "PTR = Pok Gai", was in the Ubers room perpetually before justinjiaxinghu found out that PTR = Pok Gai was Sweep. But then, after justinjiaxinghu found out, I noticed that Sweep would constantly exit and re-enter the Ubers room, preventing justinjiaxinghu from muting him. And he just so happened to do so every time I told justinjiaxinghu to mute him, so justinjiaxinghu ended up not muting PTR = Pok Gai at all after finding out he was Sweep. So I also have no choice but to believe that justinjiaxinghu was telling Sweep to get out of the room every time I told justinjiaxinghu to mute him.

Justinjiaxinghu was, as a result, blatantly tolerating evil, by actively going to the effort of ensuring that a disrespectful evildoer goes unpunished. And to quote Thomas Mann, "tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Oh, and more relevant links involving some people you didn't name:
http://pastebin.com/ahcgcrTB (I typed "/whois sasha test 7", and what came up was: User: OpTic Gaga In rooms: ubers | overused)
http://pastebin.com/MJWM8Kj9
http://pastebin.com/b0rrxMdD
http://thelancemasters.createaforum.com/general-discussion/how-awesome-is-lance-at-being-mounted-sexually/

Anyway, on a lighter note, here are more epic trolls for you guys to enjoy (both of these took place today just prior to the PasteBin hyw just posted, and the second PasteBin was me spamming shrang via private message xD):

http://pastebin.com/QtFd9FUn
http://pastebin.com/MjR11eJf

Hyw, I think the logs that I gave u weren't exactly what you were searching for as I thought globally about mods, however Lance did the thing and got all the logs u might ever need.

I also salute you for three things :
1) witnessing those degenerates behaviours yourself before seeing the logs
2) being a hero with your troll which made the people in the channel see the injustice with their own eyes too
3) being a master ban avoider

Sasha The Master ! wrote:

3) being a master ban avoider

Yes you have shown this skill even within the dm forums

http://pastebin.com/KBJbyzGf

Went to PS! today, didn't get much time to troll, but this pastebin demonstrates something awesome,"Arsenal gets banned on sight, from now on", like i give a shit about getting banned, these people still carry the balls to face us I guess. 

The chat after my ban was pretty interesting tho.

The speed in which Steeljackal becomes a turncoat is amazing.

On second thoughts, nevermind, should have expected something like this from the very start.

That wasn't a cool thing to do on Steeljackal's part.

I wonder when showdown will launch an all out decree that all dragonmasters are ban on site material. Since I like to play Pokemon, I really don't want that to happen.

http://pastebin.com/uf9UC6B4

A splendid job, Sasha, Arsenal and Anikrahman, and special thanks to MUMU for giving us this PasteBin

No problem, Boss. :]

Splendid Troll was Splendid xD

http://pastebin.com/iRseXtpK

Read this post for more information

we now have a new army for trolling

Close... Sasha, Close.

Round 1.
http://pastebin.com/Wuc6T8Nf

5 minutes later,

Round 2.
http://pastebin.com/pEKksUhb

Nice

By the way...

Steelskittles: hi arsenal
@Steelskittles: were you that spammer today
@Steelskittles: on smogon?

Haha, that was actually me, I trolled the Ubers subforum good by replying to pretty much every single thread there with nonsense and making myself the last person to have replied to absolutely every single thread in that subforum's first page, under the account "shranǥ"

All of my posts were deleted, but some remnants of my spamming can be observed in the following threads in which people quoted my posts:

http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/simple-questions-simple-answers-xy-ubers-edition-read-before-posting-a-thread.3490353/page-11#post-5434492
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/rayquaza.3490615/#post-5434562
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/kangaskhan.3491769/page-4#post-5434517

LOL!

Quote :

Quote :

fat shranǥ said: ↑
which move does more damage rayquazas outrage or rayquazas vcreate AND REMEMBER I WANT EITHER OUTRAGE OR VCREATE AS THE ANSWER, I DONT WANT ANY ANSWER OTHER THAN ONE OF THOSE TWO

Both are literally the same base power. Outrage leaves you confused after 2-3 while V Create drops your stats. V Create can be boosted by sun while Outrage can leave you settup fodder for Xerneas.

Great advice.

Wow, some people are just genius -.- ... but that question about V-Create vs Outrage on Rayquaza is actually a cool question, because despite having the same base power after STAB, their damage output is slightly different. I'm not entirely sure how it works, or when the one move beats the other, but I think it is quite random, depending on the amount of EV's you put in Attack, or something. When I raise their attack by 1 point (with 4 EV's) It usually changes from Outrage to V-Create or vice versa, but not always.

Something similar happens with Gengar's Shadow Ball and Focus Blast. Both will sometimes outpower the other one, but ti's quite random. it seems like they never will have a quaranteed chance of hitting for the same damage, if less you make lower their levels.